if you don't have a camera, find someone who does cuz we want to see everyone's costume posted up here

-coach and broach

for all those who haven't noticed yet...this is gay

-coach and broach

thought this one deserved to be posted...

It's that time of the night...Hitting the Hay...gotta love "the jess lingo!"
(in pink)
(not cute girl pink, big pink)

-coach and broach

tuwesday andf late.; ;l;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;atteeellllllllllllllllllaaattttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeee
sooooooooooo llllkkllllllllllllllllllateeeeeeddd
and late happy boirthday tuajmnnnnnnnnn

-so lateee latee latettetetetetete briggggs

we've been sayin it for years

-coach and broach

Dear Valued Customer,

Thank you for contacting Dell eSupport and Services. We appreciate
the opportunity to assist you. I apologize for your trouble and
I assure you it is our hope that you have a positive experience
with our company.

It seems that the network adaptor is defective and the motherboard
needs to be replace.

I can set up a return-to-depot repair for this system.

w00t

-coach

edit: comments are back
i added some games to the links section on the right side...bubble trouble is currently the most popular...my high is 69408.
enjoy.

-coach

38,584 nyakka

-coach

dell:
Dear Mr. Vitiello,

Thank you for contacting Dell eSupport and Services. We appreciate
the opportunity to assist you. I apologize for your trouble and
I assure you it is our hope that you have a positive experience
with our company.

I would recommend you to update the network drivers for the issue
you are facing

me: i recommend you stop being such a faggot.

-coach

so apparently the deal is that my computer only works when its cold outside...

what the fuck

-coach

d0mmm (3:23:02 PM): i dunno man i was up till 6 fixing dads [computer]

lil dosman (3:23:34 PM): is it fixed

lil dosman (3:23:35 PM): ?

d0mmm (3:23:43 PM): the worst thing is that i originially fucked it up by resetting the router because my porn wasnt working

-coach

me: madonna and britney

Auto Response from Jocey123: now accepting original halloween costume ideas for 2 girls...me and taye!

you'll be the most popular girls at the party

-coach

my high is like 21,750- this game is amazing.

-broach

i campeones del mundo !

-coach and broach

i feel like jeans never need to be washed; am i wrong?

-broach

Auto response from IanP84 (5:58:36 PM): having great buttsex with michael and alex in 1743...if you could get a hand on any anal beeds please stop by w/ them...thanks

-coach and broach

current status: patiently waiting for a camel-jockey to explode on...why isnt that bastard calling my computer still doesn't work

>X 0

Berg of G (2:46:50 AM): yeah i thought there was something wring with my aim cause it says u have been on for an hour and 5 minutes

-coach

now that we have quotes can i hear some responses to my mystery movie quote from the other day:

Thursday, October 16, 2003

...
.....
p.s. mystery movie quote inspired by this post : "it is a lemon essence, and it is just delightful"
difficulty rating: Ooooo

-coach

special delivery care of de smitty

-coach and broach

onlizzle, nizzle
time me..

=/

i didnt believe in god until i learned of the greatest creation: the Dove Bar. i take off my yamakah and bow my head to thee.

llllllate

i feel like im cheating on my girlfriend when i indugle in a Dove bar.

-de bad bad broach

yeah so a dear friend of mine, a frequent of the site, and frankyly part of the family, asked me to write him a story. He needed this story for class, so i knew i had to put my heart into it.
this just flowed from my fingers:

LonnieJonesBro (10:40:20 PM): once upon there was a little goat named little johnny greenfoot everywhere he went he always loved to sing songs. now little johnny g was not like the other goats; no he wasnt at all. You see my friends, Little johnny was not a goat at all; he was dwarfed moose. Now know one knew that he was a moose midget except one mean little ass of a goat. he was the meanest goat in all the pasture. His name: Twizzler McGoatmuchies. one day while parusing the grasslands Twiz came up to jonny and told him that he knew Johnny's horrible secret. Johnny didnt know what to do. he knew that if anyone found out that he would exiled from the herd.
LonnieJonesBro (10:40:23 PM): Twizzle said that if johnny didnt give him half of his weekly milking, that he would tell everyone about Jonnys little difference. Well jonny didnt know what to do. Finally the idea Dawned on him: murder twizzle in a brutal accident and make it seem like an accident. Before he could attempt this, he was slaughtered by hunters.

-broa...oh shit we have hot pockets!

there is a god

-coachy mchappy

well i must have missed the memo, but apparently this sunday marked the beginning of "shave-and/or-pull-out-all-your-pubes-and-sprinkle-them-all-over-the-showers week," cuz its like a carpet in there.

disgusting

-coach

caption on allsports.com:

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-coach and broach

mcafee virus scan: no viruses found
me: suck me

-coach

comments finally added...nyakka!

-coach and broach

Berg of G (11:52:24 PM): im gonna have to turn my sound off because of u, get a working comp...

-coach

Auto response from IanP84 (8:10:31 PM): i am eating some home cooked pussy with my gierlfriend lauren

nice

-coach and broach

is it just me, or has volkswagen caught a lot of shit over the past few decades about being the car that hitler drove? here's my suggestion: use this as a marketing gimmick...i don't drive a volkswagen but i've been considering it...i mean out of all the cars he could have had, hitler chose to drive volkswagen, and he was one picky son of a bitch, was he not?


the fuhrer's choice
good enough for him, good enough for you.

-who else

so the other day this guy tells us that jessica biel (rumored to be a tufts jumbo) is inside this party...there is no need to lie about things like this...i mean, we each walked around this entire party with semis for nothing
uncool

-coach and broach

Auto response from A Spec0987 (2:41:23 AM): If you took the $160,000 you would spend on college and spent it on condoms ($.83 each), you could have sex 132 times a day, or 5.5 times an hour. If that sounds excessive, you could have sex 3 times a day, buy a keg per day (for entertainment), a Cadillac Escalade, and still have $11.85 left over for weed every day for 4 years...what the hell are we doing here???

dayam

-coach and broach

well what do you know? my computer has actually stayed online long enough for me to make a post...
yipee.

-a very angry coach

you know the canes gonna represent everywhere- we took this one straight to Boston college's ass- take a look at this. (compliments to dan tropin on finding this pic)

-C&B

definition of "you're my bitch"

-C&B

well as long as its national coming out day at tufts i guess i have to confess...i too have experimented with exfoliation...in my college years...some apricot stuff my girlfriend had

-coach

p.s. mystery movie quote inspired by this post : "it is a lemon essence, and it is just delightful"
difficulty rating: Ooooo

vamanos a los world series!

-el trenedor y el herm

Bassboss4 (9:05:45 PM): Dr. Allan Ropper, the chairman of the neurology department at Tufts University in Boston and Osbourne's physician, said tests had showed Osbourne did not have Parkinson's disease (news - web sites) and that his tremor was "coming under control with medication."

great joaoerb

-coach and broach

Auto Response from vAnDe1786: I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges....

-coachandbroach

thanks be to malady for giving me the gift of music...among others

-coach

so apparently its fall...all of the sudden...this morning i step outside and there's red and yellow leaves all over the ground
also the weather is amazing
crazy new england and its crazy...er..um...."seasons" thats the word

-coach

i had nothing to do with this one

-coach

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/d/dave_matthews_band/oh_ver2_tab.htm

=p

lady, u didn't get your (,) and we didn't even (!).

>=,

before this next post, despite its content, know that im not gay. That being said, ive recently found myself in the power of exfoliation. thats right, i use new dove exfoliating soap,and ive found not only am i magnificently soft and smooth, but ive become a better and more rounded person. thanx dove exfoliator.

-broach

a new addition has been made to the english language, derived somewhat from spanish. In spanish, a lot of stores that sell things just add an -eria to whatever their selling. I.E. taco place- taqueria; bakery- bakeria (or something in that sense). Ive come to realize that adding the suffix -eria to almost anything is not only useful, but its fun. Heres a couple of examples of how it can be used.
example 1:
"Hey there ol' sport, where you heading?"
-"oh i was just heading to the pooperia." (how much better than saying just bathroom?)
example 2:
"Hey there good fellow, you dont look so good. where u going?"
-"i dont feel good, im going to the pukeria." (here, you save time and energy, not to mention you get to say pukaria)
example 3:
"excuse me, mr van dam, do u know where i could go for something unexplainably pleasurable?"
-"i sure do mr. jones, three blocks on the left, right past the quadrangle, is the analbeaderia." (awesomeness- self explanative)

so there you have it, the newest most amazing thing in the world.

-broach

im gonna let everyone in on the most underrated chip on the market. are u ready? ok. Ruffles- cheddar and sour cream. dont hate- try it first. im sure many know the sheer awesomness of this fried delicasee, but for those who dont i beg you.

-briggity broach

i bet jeff conine is somewhat disappointed with his first ever career postseason homerun...nice hit but a solo shot in the eighth when we're winning 3-0 is somewhat anti-climactic

-coach

congratulations are due to you, jessi berrin...you're away message today was the gayest its been in quite some time

Lots to do...leave me a FAB message!

i don't know how you do it...it usually takes more than 5 words to make an away message so irritating

you can't really get the full effect without the colors but u get the idea...
if ur ever looking for something really gay to make you angry, check out her away from time to time

-coach

got some videos...u got ur choice, porno or monster trucks...
oh, and i got one thats both.

-jd mcnuget

a

pudge can't do it all himself

-coach

suck me derek lee- you goat.

-briggity broach

sometimes i wonder if love is the only guiding force in this world...

-a very solemn broach

i have to confess my baby, i have fallen in love with two others. their sweet names: easy mac and ms. dove bar. forgive me, my baby, for betraying your love.
apologies

-you know damn well im lated like a broach and lllllllate

mike just left for the motherland, leaving me here just wishing i was in the sunshine state. fuckin anal fuck i wanna go down soooooooo bad. atleast we got a big weekend.

-fuck

i dont think anyone knows the extent of shrinkage that occurs to the package during these 7 am lax practices. It really brings you back to the days when you were 6.

-broach

i wonder what a dancing nancy is.

-broach

lax practice again at 7 this morning...not too bad except for the copious amounts of frost on the frozen grass. thats right....ordering underarmour immediately, and possibly skiing glove warmers to be duct taped all over my gear...and onto my package...its like a shriveled icicle..

-coach

so this weekend was pretty crazy...we went to a semi-formal which was pretty cool and the drinks were flowing, however, you had to have the one thing that neither of us actually brought with us to college, a tie. so we went in one by one and dropped the tie out of the second story window...worked fine but took about a half hour...once inside, good times were indeed had by all

-coach and broach

ps: i just went to my comp class only to find it packed with people i had never seen before, and being taught by some chinese dude...thats right folks, i was an hour early.

-coach

our apologies to all for not having posted more posts this weekend...it was my birthday and we sorta went all out...my brother was here from miami which was one of the best things ever to grace hll hall...im feeling a senior-year transfer...or hoping for one anyway

-coach

iss my birfday!

-me

if you had $500 to spend on a honeymoon vacation, where do u think i (the proverbial "I") should go with my fiance? please let me know- send ideas to coachandbroach@yahoo.com

-briggity broach