work stinks! YEAH YEAH. work stinks! YEAH YEAH. ive been working since monday at my dads office. i wonder if its too soon to take a couple sick days. we'll see. i actually was able to be allowed to take off next week (i know, a phenomenal work ethic i have)....well, ive noticed the progression of my clothes has mirrored the progression of my attitude, work ethic, and ultimately love for life. monday i started things off with khakis, nice shoes and a button down shirt. tuesday, i lost the button down shirt for a nice collared shirt. wednesday i lost the "nice" in collared shirt along with going for sneakers. im not sure how the following weeks will ensue...

-broach

miami is nice.

-Broach

well i just got my final grade in chem...C...a great start for someone in the field of medicine

-fuckin broach

nice little link provided by will...some stuff is gross, most is funny

one personal favorite:
95) Game of Smiles: This game involves men sitting around a circular table and a woman giving random blowjobs underneath the table. Anyone who "smiles" has to buy a round of beer for the rest. It's a Boy's Town specialty!

also, the term "balloon knot" is great

-coach and broach

Johnnyboy213 (1:37:11 PM): did you know that with iguanas, males fight over the females so only the biggest and stronges males get to mate and these males basically have a harem of females. So the only chance for a smaller male to mate is to sneak into the harem when the large males isnt looking quickly mate with a female. The only problem is that he usually wont have time to finish before the large male sees what he's doing and then kicks him out. So these small males have come up with a way to have "pre-sex" by themselves and then keep the sperm on the edge of their genitalia and then they quickly run into the harem and stick it in a female and leave before the female or the alpha male even realize anything has even happened........ i think we can all learn from these iguanas.

-c&b

hi my name is leon ("hi leon")...ummm i had been using for about three years. it had gotten tot the point where it was interfering with my life. Luckily, about 4 weeks ago i found a program that works, and ive been clean for 27 days. its called "Dr. Jones' Three Steps to Success: stopping the Tetris Addiction for Good." It truly works and i will briefly explain the three step process. For the first week, you must simply try to cut down the amount of time playing, not by a lot, but by some. the second week is where the interesting part comes in. every other day you receive intermittent doses of Snood as a way of weaning you off Tetris. By the third week Snood should have completely taken the place of Tetris. Although Snood is very addictive as well, it doesnt have half the adverse affects that Tetris does. The following step is optional, only if u want to eliminate the snood playing as well. you repeat the first steps that u did with the Tetris but now you will be weaning yourself onto masturbation, a very happy medium. good luck to all and thank you Dr. Jones!

-broachy

d0mmm (4:21:12 PM): hmm?
lil dosman (4:21:26 PM): ?
d0mmm (4:21:42 PM): do you remember that
d0mmm (4:21:43 PM): kid
d0mmm (4:21:45 PM): from the ladybugs
lil dosman (4:21:48 PM): oh
lil dosman (4:21:52 PM): yea
lil dosman (4:21:56 PM): "jonathon brandis"
d0mmm (4:22:00 PM): yea
d0mmm (4:22:03 PM): he hung himself last week
lil dosman (4:22:17 PM): oh.
lil dosman (4:22:18 PM): shit.
d0mmm (4:22:37 PM): heh
d0mmm (4:22:57 PM): well he had every reason to
d0mmm (4:23:03 PM): did you ever see neverending story 2?
d0mmm (4:23:06 PM): jesus christ

-coachandbroach

great game provided by mitchy...the blonde girl has an amazing rack
we love our girlfriends.

-coach and broach

i think it was always bullshit when they would lose the flag in the mouth or tub full of green shit. u know, this has nothing to do with an extreme challenge and thats the only aspect of Double Dare that i never liked. sorry, it was just something thats been plagueing me that i needed to get off my chest.

-Broachaloach

yeah so HERE are some pics from the naked quad run. the associates here at coach and broach would like to tell our girlfriends that these pictures were neither taken by us or...uhhh...condoned by us. uhh yeah.

-c and b

a great collection of games added to the links section
so far i've only played madness interactive, which is sweet once you learn how to play...and seconds of madness which is real trippy

-coach

there is something i would like to say. i do not want to take away anything from lebron james cuz i do think hes the shit and is gonna be amazing. but i think that there needs to be more of an emphasis on the other rook in the league. a lad who goes by the alias "melo." how about the fact that carmelo averages more points (in less minutes), more rebounds, and his team is ten games ahead of lebron's. i swear to god id lebron wins rookie of the year ahead of carmelo im gonna shit on someones face. twice. late

-broach

well as you may have already assumed, dominique did not run it was all a big trick...we did see andy make a pass, although we couldn't tell if he was naked or wearing a bear suit...and don't worry he said that if he finds any pictures of himself he'll be sure to pass them along..

the run itself was quite the event..the crowd was huge and the runner were wasted, as expected...it was great to see naked people just stop running on the track, traverse the quad and dive head first through the snow...brrr...the only downer was the occasional black dude that would slow it down and chat with the crowd as if to say "lemme just slow my pace down here so you all can get a nice shot of my enormous tyrannasaurus wang"

edit: added a lil pic of the scene, just so you can get an idea of the amount of crowd support these naked nilly's get
there's actually steel barriers, like at a concert or something, keeping a nice little track for the runners, and behind that is the crowd...you can't really see the nekkids in this pic but observe the way the crowd lines up along the whole track...also note the amount of fuckin snow on the ground.

look at me!

-coachnbroach

-and for dessert, i'll have 16 hours of sleep.
-and how would you like that served?
-with some crazy dreams on the side please.
-very well sir, excellent choice.

-coach

Max W83 (3:42:14 AM): surfers have been saved by dolphins in santa cruz
Max W83 (3:42:18 AM): from sharks

and with that, dolphins are the undisputed amazing awesomeness from the mystic blue something

-c n b

d0mmm (1:36:45 AM): i wish i could send you this conversation i just had
d0mmm (1:36:48 AM): with this guy
d0mmm (1:36:57 AM): i havent talked to in a while
d0mmm (1:37:09 AM): where the fuck you been man
d0mmm (1:37:16 AM): "just got back from basic training camp"
d0mmm (1:37:22 AM): jesus how was it
d0mmm (1:37:25 AM): "i hated it"
d0mmm (1:37:31 AM): so wtf are you a marine now?
d0mmm (1:37:39 AM): "im infantry"
d0mmm (1:37:46 AM): holy shit in the reserves?
d0mmm (1:37:50 AM): "nope active army"
d0mmm (1:38:05 AM): dont guys in the infantry just get wiped out instantly by artillery fire
d0mmm (1:38:27 AM): "yea infantry is annihilated pretty fast hopefully ill survive when they send me to korea"
d0mmm (1:38:37 AM): why the fuck did you sign up for infantry?!
d0mmm (1:38:51 AM): "well i was stoned at the time and had just finised a game of counterstrike"
d0mmm (1:38:57 AM): "so i said, infantry it is."
d0mmm (1:39:14 AM): "i should have gone to college instead like all normal teenagers."

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Auto response from A Spec0987 (8:28:29 PM): pregaming for quad run
Auto response from southpawlynx (8:29:08 PM): gymn.....andy, just dont fall man and ull be golden
PDiDdY54 (8:30:01 PM): yea so i guess that means everyone at tufts is gonna be subjected to spectors hairy ass

-blegh

alright so this is me on the right, and mike on the left.

-broach

gay

dont fuck with outkast

-c and b

LonnieJonesBro (2:56:01 AM): ahhhh
LonnieJonesBro (2:56:04 AM): so smart my man
Bassboss4 (2:56:27 AM): alittle high 2
LonnieJonesBro (2:56:54 AM): of course
Bassboss4 (2:57:20 AM): if i werent for ppl like us there will no snack food industry.

-alskdjfsl