well, once again i've outsmarted you all, solving my underwear problem the same way i've solved every problem i've been faced with in the past month. with krazy glue. yes, in honor of the upcoming easter holiday i resurrected an old retired pair of boxer briefs by reintroducing them to their old friend the waistband through the use of this glorious panacea in a tube. if it could only erase skidmarks my life would be complete.

-coach