i think its safe to say i was fucked up last night. i woke up this morning at the crack of noon with pretzel crumbs and salt crystals embedded in my back and in my hair. apparently i passesd out while eating a bag of pretzels and throughout the course of the night it emptied all over my bed. of course, all my tossing and turning created a wonderful puree of pretzels crumbs all over my sheets and on the floor. pretty good.

-Sir Leon Mandler III