if anyone knows the secret behind the cadbury egg, please let me know. its easily the most unadvertised, low key sphere of awesomeness this world has ever seen. id like to give a shot out to jesus for his resurrection that sparked the creation of this egg of love.

-jones

My roommate just brought this beer home. I'm so excited.

-smitten

jennifer lopez guest starring on the season finale of will and grace?!
i can't think of anything i would rather watch less

-coach

ok so smitty's post about md 20/20 led to some good comments about first time drunkenness, which seems like a great idea for a separate thread so lets go.
tell you first-timer story.

-coach

don't ask me why the middle shower reeks of ammonia and an abundance of b-vitamins...i have nooooo idea ;)

-a clean and relieved coach

Ah the MD 20/20 hangover. Nothing quite like it.

-s

upon viewing the johnny dakota episode of saved by the bell for the seond time this semester i begin to reflect. ok so for those of you who don't remember (if you don't know what ime talking about slap yourself one time), johnny the movie star comes to bayside to shoot an anti-drug commercial. in the end we find out that he does pot and the kids late him and shoot their own spot. but is johnny's party pot smoking really the problem here? maybe i'm not the one who should be criticizing, but let's not forget that johnny-hollywood jocked kelly-the-high-school-cheerleader like her name was seabiscuit from minute 1.

-coach

In considering potential classes for next semester and I think that I want to take some sort of class on strategery. Now, this isnt for the future purpose of world domination or whatever, but for more important, every day obstacles. Take an average lunch at Fridays for example. Now of course, firstly, I need to use my strategery to decide whether I should order the potato skins as an appetizer or main course; and do I go half order or full? Either way I know im gonna order some quantity of skins at some point in the meal. The real strategery comes into play when those bad boys arrive. I can see it now...the skins arrive...steamy and wondrous...im wet with anticipation...WHICH ONE DO I TAKE FIRST???????? Do I take the one overflowing with cheese and weak on the bacon, or do I go with the cheese-less one with half a pig of bacon on it? Even after that questionable, nerve-racking first pick of the draft, this is a repeatedly difficult situation throughout the ceremonial consuming of those heaven-sent cheesey-pig-skins. All I know at this point is that the runt in the corner with practically no cheese or bacon, that more accurately resembles an empty kayak, is gonna be last if eaten at all. At this point, im sure you are gonna be taking a class on strategery next semester cuz I know I am.

-jones

Mario Bros Movies (really cool stuff)

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Note Part 4 is the most recent, but does not conclude the series.

-starpower smitty

Animated Stewie appearance on TRL yesterday I think:

Host: What do you think of the big pop stars now; Britney, Christina, Jessica Simpson? Who do you think will be around?

Stewie: Well, not Jessica Simpson. I see her losing a leg to a stupidity related accident in 2005. And Britney's career is a lot like my diaper; not guarunteed past noon and full of one piece of crap after another....

Host: Hey now, Britney's a friend of us here at TRL...

Stewie: Oh, and you, what are you, 23, 25? And you're still using words like, "Cool", and "Fresh"...I'm sure your mother is gushing.

Host: I'm actually 22....

Stewie: Oh, you're practically a woman then.

-smittyness

K'Allen and Torsha's Klingon Wedding

-smits

conan: last time you were on the show, you proclaimed, rather proudly, that you had kicked pot. hows that been going?

snoop: it kicked me back

conan: haha so...yea, back to that for you?

snoop: i mean i could come out here and lie and say "i've been off of weed for approximately..." but it was something i did cuz i wanted to u know what im sayin, i was just like "this is what i want to do, and this is what i dont want to do"

conan: and now you decided that you want to do that again?

snoop: yyeaaa 8)

-coach

so i just woke up for class and am real tired. i went to put my jeans on and noticed they were still wet near the feet from the rain this morning. so i put my socks on first. this, however, led inexorably to the donning of my shoes and by the time i realied what i was doing, they were already on and it was pants time.

so there you have it. i put my shoes on before my jeans. of course i can't help but think that if i didn't have to go to class, this whole debauchle would have been avoided entirely. i can't wait for summer when i can just lay in bed all day and never have to put on shoes or pants.

-coach

ok so the geico commercial that starts off by making fun of the hair transplant commercials is hilarious. i mean, i thought i had seen this commercial easily over 100 times, and it is likely that i had just stopped paying attention after the guy says "my tennis game has improved! i don't know, it just feels like i'm always acing the guy." i guess that tells you something about how ridiculous the actual hair transplant commercials can be, but now that i realized it was a joke commercial, i vehemently take my hat off.

-coach

The Human Target

anyone want to test this out this summer?

-smittles

"The University of Miami -- The NFL's 33rd franchise can now officially be classified under the heading of 'embarrassment of riches.' Not only did the Hurricanes have a record six first-round picks Saturday, one more than last year's haul, they had six of the draft's first 21 players selected. At that point, that was more than any other conference could boast. Maybe it's time to consider a salary cap in Coral Gables." - CNNSI
-bierman

-coach and broach

WM seeks W/B socks
must be from in room
clean a plus but certainly not requisite

-coach

ok so my gluttony has really gotten out of control...last night i actually dreamt i was at popeye's

in a related story, bam has issued an official "don't feed phil" day to which we must all adhere...i will admit that i probably deserve a similar fate but anyone who said those mashed potatoes aren't the stuff dreams are made of was lying to you.

-coach

for those of you who were waiting eagerly, here it is!

jessi's college picture show!

borrowing from the wisom of mitch hedberg, i will say that this picture show should not exceed 30 seconds in duration, for that is the maximum amount of time you can imagine yourself having fun with jessi berrin. quite the contrary, however, it is about 30 minutes long..god help you if you sit through the entire thing..

-coach

New smitty column today! You're so excited you cannot contain yourself!

http://www.people.virginia.edu/~sas5x/columns.html

And if you missed it, there was a column last week too!

woooooooooooooo

-Smitlover