i just got a retainer that i have to wear at night because i grind my teeth. its kinda uncomfortable but not too bad...the problem is that i think i have some sort of unconscious distaste for it (pun). lets recap the occurences of the first three nights of my wearing it. NIGHT 1: i wake to find it under my bed. NIGHT 2: i wake to find it a few feet away from my bed, on the floor. NIGHT 3: i wake to find it being grasped in my hand. tonight will be night 4 and i shall keep you posted. i was also wondering how long it takes to smell like a dead mans asshole.

-jones