it only gets better...

:( C & B

well just got back to my disgusting dorm room. smells like shit and hot as balls. upon opening the fridge it appears we have opened a thriving mildew farm; please call for any orders. one thing that actually suprised me though: is it actually possible for bacteria to grow on soap? fuck me, maybe i need to change brands or something.

-broach

how fuckin hlarious are ...
god dammit i can't remember what the hell i was thinking about but i assure you it was amazing..

p.s. its -40 tonight with sever windchillage

this is now the worst dave ever..think i'll go eat something

-coach

well...down on tuftslife.com the recent weather report for our little home read -8 degrees. yup. wow. yeah. fuck. worst....wait not worst- the worst is that with windchill it was -15. yup wow. yeah. so many fucks. worst.

-C & B

is it illegal to kidnap your girlfriend and bring her to a very cold place?

-broach

i dont know if any of you out there were ever bathers- but how come farts smell worse in the tub? if im the only person who thinks this and will therefore be shamed for writing this personal information then...uhh... this was mike.

-broachy

for anyone in boston or in the new england area: on january 30th (or 31st, not sure) "The Juice" is having there first performance. we will be doing a two song set-both originals-in a sold out stadium with a capacity crowd of billions...or hundreds. nevertheless its gonna be fuckin awesome and we are gonna rock exceedingly hard. we'll let you know of the exact time and date soon- plane tickets are still available and we have an awesome futon so GET THERE.

-C & B

im here sitting at work...mind wandering...in a sour mood to say the least. i was just thinking about some things that really piss me off- almost to the point of face punching. one thing (this may be taken as a warning), is people who say"paper, rock, scissors." every non-dumbfuckasslover knows that its rock, paper, scissor so please, god help me, say it right. its as grammatically wrong as saying "I You Love". ass.

-broach

Auto response from vAnDe1786 (3:18:08 AM): Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100%of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

-coach and broach

work stinks! YEAH YEAH. work stinks! YEAH YEAH. ive been working since monday at my dads office. i wonder if its too soon to take a couple sick days. we'll see. i actually was able to be allowed to take off next week (i know, a phenomenal work ethic i have)....well, ive noticed the progression of my clothes has mirrored the progression of my attitude, work ethic, and ultimately love for life. monday i started things off with khakis, nice shoes and a button down shirt. tuesday, i lost the button down shirt for a nice collared shirt. wednesday i lost the "nice" in collared shirt along with going for sneakers. im not sure how the following weeks will ensue...

-broach

miami is nice.

-Broach

well i just got my final grade in chem...C...a great start for someone in the field of medicine

-fuckin broach

nice little link provided by will...some stuff is gross, most is funny

one personal favorite:
95) Game of Smiles: This game involves men sitting around a circular table and a woman giving random blowjobs underneath the table. Anyone who "smiles" has to buy a round of beer for the rest. It's a Boy's Town specialty!

also, the term "balloon knot" is great

-coach and broach

Johnnyboy213 (1:37:11 PM): did you know that with iguanas, males fight over the females so only the biggest and stronges males get to mate and these males basically have a harem of females. So the only chance for a smaller male to mate is to sneak into the harem when the large males isnt looking quickly mate with a female. The only problem is that he usually wont have time to finish before the large male sees what he's doing and then kicks him out. So these small males have come up with a way to have "pre-sex" by themselves and then keep the sperm on the edge of their genitalia and then they quickly run into the harem and stick it in a female and leave before the female or the alpha male even realize anything has even happened........ i think we can all learn from these iguanas.

-c&b

hi my name is leon ("hi leon")...ummm i had been using for about three years. it had gotten tot the point where it was interfering with my life. Luckily, about 4 weeks ago i found a program that works, and ive been clean for 27 days. its called "Dr. Jones' Three Steps to Success: stopping the Tetris Addiction for Good." It truly works and i will briefly explain the three step process. For the first week, you must simply try to cut down the amount of time playing, not by a lot, but by some. the second week is where the interesting part comes in. every other day you receive intermittent doses of Snood as a way of weaning you off Tetris. By the third week Snood should have completely taken the place of Tetris. Although Snood is very addictive as well, it doesnt have half the adverse affects that Tetris does. The following step is optional, only if u want to eliminate the snood playing as well. you repeat the first steps that u did with the Tetris but now you will be weaning yourself onto masturbation, a very happy medium. good luck to all and thank you Dr. Jones!

-broachy

d0mmm (4:21:12 PM): hmm?
lil dosman (4:21:26 PM): ?
d0mmm (4:21:42 PM): do you remember that
d0mmm (4:21:43 PM): kid
d0mmm (4:21:45 PM): from the ladybugs
lil dosman (4:21:48 PM): oh
lil dosman (4:21:52 PM): yea
lil dosman (4:21:56 PM): "jonathon brandis"
d0mmm (4:22:00 PM): yea
d0mmm (4:22:03 PM): he hung himself last week
lil dosman (4:22:17 PM): oh.
lil dosman (4:22:18 PM): shit.
d0mmm (4:22:37 PM): heh
d0mmm (4:22:57 PM): well he had every reason to
d0mmm (4:23:03 PM): did you ever see neverending story 2?
d0mmm (4:23:06 PM): jesus christ

-coachandbroach

great game provided by mitchy...the blonde girl has an amazing rack
we love our girlfriends.

-coach and broach

i think it was always bullshit when they would lose the flag in the mouth or tub full of green shit. u know, this has nothing to do with an extreme challenge and thats the only aspect of Double Dare that i never liked. sorry, it was just something thats been plagueing me that i needed to get off my chest.

-Broachaloach

yeah so HERE are some pics from the naked quad run. the associates here at coach and broach would like to tell our girlfriends that these pictures were neither taken by us or...uhhh...condoned by us. uhh yeah.

-c and b

a great collection of games added to the links section
so far i've only played madness interactive, which is sweet once you learn how to play...and seconds of madness which is real trippy

-coach