"well bro, you know...one time is was thinking...and i was dreaming if you maybe dream. ok. so we were swimming in de ocean dis one time, you knows? and i was just like, 'i would love to be a dolphin.' you know? and it's like...me too. so that was the third time i got crabs. and, by the way, by the way...i have good feng shui.
um. well...im gonna have to say...um, late bro...we will be keeping in touch very soon...LATE!"
-lonnie "broach" jones

that was our first post...

-coach and broach