so originally "The Juice" was gonna have its first performance this upcoming friday, but this girl shattered our dreams and said theyre was not enough room, that the show was already too long. now hold on people, before you do anything rash like plummet from the tallest building, realize there is still hope. Today, you see, i plan to find this girl and beat the shit out of her...well actually im just gonna call her crying and begging to please show some mercy and let us play. if this doesnt work, ill see you on top of the tallest building.

-broach