one thing that kinda gets on my nerves is when girls describe juan torres as "hilarious" or tell me about this time they were talking to him and "oh my god, he's so funny." now, don't get me wrong i don't have anything against the guy whether he's gay or not (ur not fooling anyone btw), but he seems to have this really frustrating effect on girls, whereby they think he's the funniest guy on the planet. lemme let you guys in on a secret: what's actually happening is simply that the guy is so ridiculously flamboyant that you can't help but be brought to uncontrollable laughter.

just to clarify.

-coach