Thursday, September 23, 2004

so today on my plane trip back to school i committed one of the most faux of all pauxs...in fact it was so off putting that i had to ask a college professor what word to use to describe it to you...so i fell asleep, as i tend to do, and for whatever reason found myself dreaming that my mouth was bleeding...so im dreaming that im spitting all this blood out over and over...eventually i awoke to find my chin, neck, chest and stomach completely covered in drool to the point that i was cold due to my wet shirt...it was pretty gross and if i hadnt fallen back to sleep immediately, i would have probably been pretty embarrassed

-coach

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