"i'm a level 7 vegan. i dont eat anything that casts a shadow."

today was host to a particular monstrosity i was unsure how to cope with...as im walking up the hill to go to class in the snow, some guy standing there trying to pass out...as he put it "'why vegan?' pamphlet"s. i had to hold myself back from spitting in his face for trying to convert me...i mean its like trying to convice me to be gay...not that this is a knock on people of either gay or vegan descent, but in both situations you're trying to convince me to give up something i really enjoy and replace it with something else, that, of which i would really prefer as little as possible...

all praise be to the nuge

-coach