Thursday, December 01, 2005

whats the most exreme sporting accomplishment one can achieve? it has to be climbing mount everest. hands down. of course you have the freezing temperatures, the screaming wind, the crazy weather changes, the blizzards, the threat of hypothermia and hypoxia, frostbite, and ultimately death, but these are not what makes this ascent the greatest achievement. a lot of people dont think about the worst part. pooping. ive done some reading up on the subject and you must actually zip down and de-clothe to take a shit. that means your bare ass and sweet sack is exposed to a 50 below chill worsened by a freezing draft that will undoubtedly find its way up through your asshole and straight into your soul. i couldnt think of anything worse. i think we all need to have a greater appreciation for the feat these people are accomplishing.

-jones

No comments: