so we are all familiar with the historical question of "if a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?" or the more popular, "does the pope shit in the woods?" anywho, ive come up with a similar one, that will in all probability be argued for centuries to come:

if i am in the shower, and i wipe my ass with a bar of soap, is the soap dirty?

now dont rush to any conclusions for there are many different aspects and extraneous variables that must be taken into account upon coming up with a viable conclusion. i would love to see the philosophical argument take place amongst the comments.

cheers

-JOnes