well here you have it folks...for almost a year now, unbeknownst to all of us, the cookie monster has been undergoing a health transformation. even the song "c is for cookie," has been CLIAAAPPED and replaced by the new "cookie is a sometime food." utter bullshit. im glad that rachel brought this blasphemy to my attention so that i could...well, whine about it i guess. GODDAMN!

read an article about it here:
c is for cockass

-coach