so for all those who haven't yet heard, there's a rumor around here that our dorm building was formerly an insane asylum that was bought by the school during an expansion period. that's one of the most frightening things i've ever heard. there's this big counter in the lobby that has no function anymore but could very easliy have served as a reception desk in the past, not to mention the fact that in order to get into the hallways where the rooms are, u need an electronic key. some one way mirrors in the hallway also add a degree of unexplainable spookiness, but the kicker is definitely the intercoms in every room that "don't work anymore." how would you like trying to fall asleep while you think about that girl from the ring standing in your room for hours and hours...just standing! and if the sixth sense has taught me anything, it's that my fort offers no protection whatsoever. not even my superman poster can save me now.

-coach