so i woke up yesterday morning and turned on my computer. something was different, i just couldnt tell what it was. After several moments of deep thought and concentration, it dawned on me. The 12 cracks across the screen werent FUCKING there before. the computer still works but i cant use it for more than ten minutes without getting dizzy. if anyone knows how my screen cracked id be obliged to know. fuck. fuck. fuck. cock. balls.

-broach