first off, i wanna apologize for not posting for like the past ten years- chem has eaten my life like a goat eats a metal can...or somehting like that. but where was i...oh yes- the custodian story- lets go. It all started on a dreary afternoon (today). theres this guy custodian- spanish(weird, i know)- whose really nice and i try to say hi to him in spanish whenever i see him. today was a huge back fire. so im casually walkin down the hall, i see him and give him the ol "como estas." he replied with "bien gracias." now this is where it usually ends- not today. Apparently he thinks my espanol is better than it is because after saying "bien gracias" he continued with "thhkdkjehallkdlkj lksjdlk jflskdhgyhreydnv" or atleast what sounded like that. So for literally five minutes were trying to break down what he was trying to convey- word for word. Finally, i am able to understand what he was trying to tell me-and boy im glad i did. It was translated as "I worked in the police building this morning." hmmmm....yeah. awesome. so after a "si, muy bien" on my part, i got the fuck out of there. ultimately, im just glad i was able to be part of "the most worthless conversation in the world." late

-senor broach