it has just come to my attention that celine dion not only has her own perfume...ahem, "parfum" ...but a website known as celinedionbeauty.com...i know im not the only one who realizes that celine dion is in fact one of the most unattractive "celebrities" to date.

also, no one wants to smell like an ugly person.
much less an ugly canadian.
dot com.

-coach