Friday, April 22, 2005

Auto response from d0mmm (4:39:49 PM): With the recent surge in comic book heroes making the jump to the big screen Silver Pictures has signed Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, to write and direct the Wonder Woman feature film.
In related news, nobody cares and Wonder Woman is still the worst hero of all time.
I'll keep this short and sweet:
Wonder Woman's abilties are weak at best and greatly overshadowed by her weaponry. That's right evil-doers, tremble in fear at the Golden Lasso of Truth. No I did not make that up. She doesn't even fly. Who in their right mind would consider her the female counterpart to Superman if she lacks the standard hero ability of flight? What's worse is that in order to make up for this disappointment, she pilots an invisible airplane. It's a bird, it's a plane, its the gayest hero since gay came to gaytown.

-cooch

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