okay, so being the lazy fuck that i am, whenever i see those automatic handicapped door openers i hit them so i can just walk through with no effort...and why the hell not? how come i get so many dirty fucking looks? i know theyre just thinking "i cant wait till you have no fucking legs and youll HAVE to push that blue square button." well to them i say eat a dick, cuz im gonna continue using the door helpers.
happy passover

-jones