last night i had a dream that george khoury squashed my guitar, which was for some reason involved in a football game where these kinds of things can obviously happen. it certainly wasn't an accident though, this i know. that bastard saw woody and landed squarely on him, obliterating him entirely. and i'll never forgive him, this much i promise you. just because of that i will probably never talk to george khoury again. if i cross paths with him one day, i swear, im gonna just keep walking

-coach