well i havent shaved in close to a month, and let me be the first to tell you, its quite gross. not only do i have 7 and 8 hairs on my chin and lip respectively, but each of those has become about 3 inches in length. i mean i look like our old friend ken abrams here...minus the cheeto-braces, dandruff, cloud of dirt, and filthy skank of a sister.

it doesnt really seem fair that most people have to shave if they dont want a beard, while i have to shave just to avoid looking like a total ass clown, although it doesnt help that much...good thing im too lazy to really worry about it

-coachey mcgross