so i would say the show was a success considering it was the first show- the crowd was into it and some kid almost broke his face attempting to crowd surf. nevertheless, the climax of the evening did not take place until after our performance. so after we finish, i go outside to talk to my lady on the phone. as im talking to her some girl comes up to me and says "excuse me, i just wanted to let you know that your donkey punch comments extremely offended me and i never want to hear your fucking music again." so i casually pointed to my donkey punch hat and said LATE. what the fuck, lesbian face? i mean i only dedicated one fucking song to the donkey punch. i think its safe to say someones bitter about the bruise on their back.

-jones