so while i was buttering up for a shave i was stricken with the worst nosebleed so far. thats 3 in the past four days. que the fuck. such a hassle. and lemme tell you i cant wait til it happens in class, thatll be the day. just sitting there struggling to stay awake and all of the sudden everyone is disgusted by you cuz your bogarting the whole room with plasma.

i mean, i know im a rock star and all but i dont even do coke, i just happen to have an overactive picking reflex

on the other hand, if it happens on stage i'll just be rocking harder than everyone else

-coach