i think there are many aspects of being a dog thats just a whole lot better than what we gotta do as humans. On your walk to the corner store you realize that you have to shit, so you pull your pants down and shit on the sidewalk. end of story; no waiting, no planning, no holding. even better than that, is that once your done you get to keep on walking like you didnt just shit all over the side walk. thats right- no wiping. how come god gave dogs perfect shitting assholes and we're stuck with these wipe-requiring stink banks? unfair and i move to make shitting on sidewalks no longer taboo. (as long as you have doggy bags of course)

and happy birfday to the ianbro

-your friend, leon