this post is directed towards the male gender but i wouldnt be surprised if it is applicable to women as well...

jerking off without porn is a lot like baseball. atleast on the defensive side of the ball. an average defensive game employs about 1-3 pitchers, maybe more if its a tough game. in our jerk session, these "pitchers" are the girls we are thinking about. we all have our starter, who we open the game with and every once in a while can go all nine innings and throw a complete game. but lets be honest, this doesnt happen very often. usually we must employ a relief pitcher and, more often then not, a closer. our closer is one of the most important tools in our bullpen. She's usually been there the longest and (almost) always comes through. she works quickly and efficently. but every so often, even the best pitching crew can be roughed up. at this point we may bring in pitchers never used before, rookies if you will, and they can either be immediately disposed of or, if they perform well, can see themselves enter into the regular pitching rotation.

i can literally think of so many of these pitchers on my team; some even have had their numbers retired...those that, day in and day out, gave it their all...these dont come by very often and are different for every person for their own special reasons (some people may very well be too embarrassed to even mention these names in public...i know ive had my share). i know i defintely have a couple names that have been there since day one of inaugural year...so in conclusion we see once again that the old saying is true: "pitching wins championships"

-jones