it never seems to fail me: every time i have ever gone to a drive thru and theres a woman at working the intercom, i have to flirt with her. you know damn well that youre always thinking that this time the girl is gonna be hot. and who would have thought...you drive up...and shes a 300 pound black woman. every single time. but who am i trying to kid, im gonna do the same thing next time and be disgusted again. and again. and again.

-jones