i thought i was the only one with four nipples but ive recently found out that most people do; and today i bit my nipple #3. and it hurt alot. well about now, you might be wondering what in beans name am i talking about, and where these nipples are on my body (and probably yours). well actually, theyre in your mouth, at the corner where your lips meet. go ahead-find it right now. im sure youll be pleasantly surprised to find that you have two of these bad boys. im sure as you will soon realize, theyre easy to bite, and not very pleasureful; but they are fun to play with- go head, tongue away. im sure if you check the next "science times" ill be on the fucking cover for my discovery.

-Dr. Jones