so im gonna give u the 411 on beyonce and people considering her the hottest girl ever. well, your right and your wrong. as a whole, she is not. if you cut her in half at the waist, well now you have a different story. from the waist up, i fear there is no better woman in this world (barring that girl who i gusta). but here's the catch: from the waist down, theres few grosser. i mean honestly, those thunderous legs could do serious damage to even the biggest of men. as my girly so correctly stated of those bootylicious chops, "blughhhhpukeughghg." so that leaves us as torn as she is...god im an expert wordsman.

-joness