if someone were to ask you what is the dirtiest part of your body, im sure many dirty things come to mind. nevertheless, im gonna have to say the dirtiest part of my body is the part that never gets soaped...my back. now its not my whole back- its more of a diamond shape. you see, i get the backs of my shoulders and above the cheeks, but its that central diamond-shaped area that is of ultra-grossitude.

-jonesy