the problem with writing this paper isn't so much that i feel stupid for not knowing what to write about because i dont do the readings...its more that i feel like im acting like a pompous jack-off...i mean who the fuck am i, a person who hasnt read any of this stuff, to be telling a professor of philosophy what i think about descartes. i mean where the hell do i get off acting like i know what im talking about when i most assuredly do not? if there's one thing im sure of its that i dont want to be "that guy" who talks about shit like he knows shit but is really talking out of his ass...im no trailer-park-mark so, teacher, do your damndest

-coach and no bs